Unbeating heart

My heart might've ceased beating years ago, but it still feels.


I have two, yes. Challenging? Not in the slightest, it’s delightful. Though, I was careful as to not choose pets who fear me. I take care of my boys and they take care of me. It’s truly a win-win. I’m glad you’re back and ready to relax. You know, if you ever need any help relaxing, I wouldn’t mind in the slightest. If you ever needed or wanted to feed from my pets, I’d not mind. So long as you ask them.

I see, that must be great to have that sort of bond with them. Thank you, it’s good to be back. And you know, I might take you up on that offer. Perhaps we can have some drinks later tonight. And you’re most generous Jacks. Unlike many of the masters and mistresses here. Thank you. But I must ask, who are these lucky boys of yours?